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I don’t think this counts as dancing.  Or even skipping really.  It’s more of an exagerated waddle

So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.

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Waddle.

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Waddle waddle.

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*rolls across the floor*

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Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.

Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it. 

Fucking bullshit

Look at the last photo

This person is able to hold all her weight on a tip on a foot

I can’t even on my normal stance because i have no muscolar tone

To do ballet, this person must have a shitload of leg muscle and core muscle, plus they had an heart operation

I mean

Fucking majestic waddle keep doing that