‘Star Wars’ Mashed Up With Headlines From The Onion = Hilarious

skygawker:

skygawker:

THE SAGA CONTINUES

(This time the article doesn’t imply that I’m a prequel-hater, though it does refer to me as “Sky Gawker”). 

The now up-to-date list of “websites with articles about my Onion headline posts” in order from “favorite” to “most rage-inducing.”

  1.  CNET, because they actually messaged me first before using my images. Thanks, CNET.
  2. Airows, RealClear, theChive, Neatorama, TheRoosevelts, DesignTaxi, and The Blemish, all of which managed to avoid making incorrect assumptions about my intentions or my gender.
  3. The AV Club, which implied that I’m a prequel-hater.
  4. Mashable, which OUTRIGHT STATED that they assume I’m a prequel hater (well, an Anakin hater, specifically).
  5. Uproxx, which is tied with Mashable here because because they also outright stated that the meme “goes in hard with the Anakin Skywalker hate.” FIGHT ME.
  6. johnny, etc. which not only assumed I was hating on Anakin but also managed to misspell my name as “Lindsay”. 
  7. Unreality Magazine, which referred to me as a “he.”

Wow, this really nicely illustrates how the wider internet knows NOTHING about what Star Wars fandom is really like (also, that sucks.)

‘Star Wars’ Mashed Up With Headlines From The Onion = Hilarious