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okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
An old friend of mine sleepwalks, the best moment was when she sat up in the middle of the night and goes “Mommy? I love you mommy.” While she kissed my forehead in her sleep.
During an holiday I heard one of my best friends roar in her sleep.
Apparently I once woke up, hit my boyfriend’s arm and said ‘get that snake away from me’.
Another time, I woke up and said ‘We’ve got to go graverobbing’. (We didn’t go graverobbing.)