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Last night I dreamed something advertising itself as the first episode of Series Nine of Doctor Who:

Clara was back on Earth, without the Doctor, but someone was leaving her mysterious clues. When she followed them, and after spending some boring dream-time hacking into a computer, she discovered Danny had faked his death and was off skateboarding with some dudebros because he’d never loved her in the first place. Since I was also in this dream, I raised a objection re: logic, but no-one seemed very interested. Clara was very upset and left. So I found the Master and got her to admit she’d cleverly faked the whole thing to hurt Clara, but I think I woke up before Clara found out.

With some editing (the symbolic but overly long dance sequence in the middle would have to go) and leaving me out of it, I actually reckon that would make a pretty good episode…