if it ends with “kin” its probably really stupid and made up thnks

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

dragondicks:

alcomol:

wirtnerd:

Pumpkins aren’t real I fucking knew it

*sees a pumpkin* what is this SJW bullshit

[kicks open the door to a dunkin donuts] what is this?? some sjw made up bullshit?? are these rolls made of dough or are they made of feminist lies????

LOOK, WHAT’S THIS
A NAPKIN?????????? I’LL KILL YOU

you have “skin”???? LMFAO guys get a load of this tumblerina and their fucking “skin”