What Your Favorite Doctor Who Companion Says About You
Whovians love to argue over who are the best and worst companions, and for good reason.but-not-likethis I thought you might find this interesting
Oh, Cracked. About as sexist and ridiculous as usual. “those are not characteristics that generate plot so much as wet dreams”. “Competency is attractive. It’s why somewhere right now someone is masturbating to the thought of Madeline Albright negotiating a peace treaty.” This isn’t someone geniunely ranking the companions – which is kind of a pointless thing to do anyway – it’s ranking the companion’s attributes by how attractive men find them. If I didn’t know what Doctor Who was, all I’d get from the bit about Clara is that she apparently has no characteristics that a man wishes to wank over, although I note that the author says he’d have sex with her anyway. I’ve never been able to work out why tumblr likes Cracked so much. It’s just Reddit under a different coat of paint half the time. Anyway-
Protip: if you write an article about female characters and cannot refrain from using some variation on the phrase ‘masturbate to’ more than, oooh, three times, you are probably a sexist hack. Just sayin’.