a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot
a terrible cop accidentally shoots out the spleen of an incredible cop and a year later they’re married and pregnant
Deformed murderer marries bitter alcoholic’s caretaker for legal purposes.
An Italian-Irish business partnership turns to love following a child abduction.
#greedy italian gets together with a calculator who brings along some kid making flamingo noises (via columbiaskies)
captain america and his teenage sidekick, bucky!
Closeted tuberculosis patient would get more attention if he were his crush’s brother.
Arrogant teenaged amputee will give anything to get his brother’s body.
Attention-starved stowaway with massive abandonment issues latches onto bug-eyed monster with abandoning issues who leaves trails of bodies in his wake
The Nineteenth Century Did Not Have Appropriate Resources For Alcoholism, Depression, Or LBGT Issues: A Summary