This site’s hatred of first-person narratives weirds me out no end. I mean, apart from all the glorious fanfiction you’re missing out on, also down the toilet are The Hunger Games, To Kill A Mockingbird, most of Sherlock Holmes (!), Dracula, Lolita, Speak, The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Nighttime, The Handmaid’s Tale – that’s just a few! I don’t understand!