ok so I know that the idea of Valjean as a timelord whose title was The Mayor with Cosette as his companion was going around a bit ago and I would just like to add
I think we can all agree that in such a scenario Javert would definitely be one of those rhinoceros policeman aliens.
So what you’re saying is that “Stars” would sound like:
JO, KO FLO MO PO TO
BO NO TRO DO SO RO
SKO LO GO PO HO
SKO LO GO FO
And so on.