Saint Roranicus of Pondicus

You hear a lot of talk (on tumblr and LJ and GB mostly) about how Rory is the perfect husband/boyfriend and all that. Don’t get me wrong, he’s awesome (he’s pretty much my favourite male companion now), but…

I dunno, all this stuff about him being perfect actually sort of reduces him as a character, quite a lot actually. ‘Cos he is, in fact, not remotely perfect. Who is? He gets jealous over trivial things, he’s insecure about Amy, he allowed himself to be totally taken in by Jen just because she complimented him on his manliness and I’m still bloody curious about what that ‘tragic mistake’ was meant to be. (See below!)

Rory’s big weakness is his sheer nervousness about Amy and the Doctor (although admittedly I do think he did better on that front than, say, I would if I was in his position.) The bit where he tells them to stop hugging being the big case in point. Neither the Doctor or Amy seems bothered (Amy smiles at him, the Doctor gives a thumbs-up) but in the context of things it just seems a bit…weird. I don’t reckon for one moment that it was intentional, but it kinda has awkward implications. (A lot of stuff has this year…) None of us will likely find out for a while, but I also think it’s pretty darn likely that Rory’s Tragic Mistake-written by Moffat for A Good Man Goes To War and then cut- involved him going off the rails on finding out Melody was part timelord, without thinking it through and realising Amy wouldn’t cheat on him. Course, I could be wrong, I don’t know. Anyway- as much as the Doctor and Rory like each other, there’s always going to be some tension between them, I reckon. It’s buried very deep, but it’s there. (Also, I suspect their friendship won’t really last much longer now everyone knows what River is- Rory can put up with the Doctor putting his wife in danger, but not his child, surely. Hope I’m wrong though.)

The 2000-year wait is the thing that I reckon made everyone (including me) like Rory a lot, but don’t forget he’s the reason she’s stuck in that box in the first place. For your husband-to-be to stick around to guard your body after he’d accidentally killed you would be the very least most people would expect…

Also! In Amy’s Choice he shows these flashes of arrogance now and again.(‘Rory’ and ‘arrogance’ really don’t seem to go together, but it’s there). Look at his interaction with the old ladies- he’s all ‘she loves me, I cured her depression’ and so on. Then in The Hungry Earth he’s weirdly patronising to Amy when he tells her to put the engagement ring away. And then in The Impossible Astronaut he’s sort of whiny when told to go after River. (He probably regrets that now.) Ah, it’s fun to list people’s flaws. But yes, the main one is his jealousy/insecurity. I think we might have seen the last of it after A Good Man Goes To War, everyone’s got bigger things on their minds now, but still.

Anyway, on the whole Rory is a darn good husband and a darn good father (granted, we haven’t seen him be a father yet, really, but ever since Amy’s Choice when he gently touches the baby’s mobile it’s been obvious he wanted to be a father, so…) but yeah. He’s got failings just like the rest of them. So no more Saint Rory! He’s a well-rounded person and should totally stay that way.