That meme

Gakked from just about everyone:

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can’t look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you’re going to use.

1. The Doctor
2. Legolas
3. Anakin Skywalker
4. Sirius Black
5. Harry Osborn
6. Eowyn
7. Will Turner
8. Hikari Yagami
9. Qui-Gon Jinn
10. Luna Lovegood
11. Captain Jack Harkness
12. Lord Voldemort

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Eowyn/Jack) fic? Do you want to?
No, and yes. Yes because I can so picture that…he’d flirt with her relentlessly (while being a proper gentleman, however), she’d just look at him. (I’m almost tempted to have a go at that now. Stop me if you wish) ;)

2. Do you think Four (Sirius) is hot? How hot?
The hottest in HP, I reckon. ;)

3. What would happen if Twelve (Lord Voldemort) got Eight (Hikari)pregnant?
Considering he’s a Dark Lord and she’s the Child of Light…god, if I was more twisted, I’d try writing that as well. XD

4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Qui-Gon)?
There’s a lot of good stuff from various authors over at my website. :)

5. Would Two (Legolas) and Six (Eowyn) make a good couple?
They inhabit the same universe, at least, so….ur…

6. Five/Nine (Harry/Qui-Gon) or Five/Ten? (Harry/Luna) Why?
The thought of Harry/Qui-Gon just made me spontaniously combust. In a good way. As for Harry/Luna, I think he’d just brush her off. Unless she made a huge effort to get through to him. He’d probably end up sobbing in her arms while holding the Goblin mask or something…

7. What would happen if Seven (Will) walked in on Two (Legolas) and Twelve (Voldemort) having sex?
He’d run out again screaming. Probably.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Anakin/Luna) fic.
Having choked his pregnant wife and slaughtered a temple full of children, Anakin makes his way, inexpliably, to Scotland, Earth. There he meets a blonde, loony Quidditch commentator and falls instantly in love. So in order to win her heart, he takes the position of Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (The Doctor/Hikari) fluff?
He might consider her for a companion, I suppose, since she’s had some travelling experience already. (Er, no, by the way ;) )

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Will/Voldemort) hurt/comfort fic.
What Happens After You Walk In On Someone Having Sex With Legolas

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Sirius) to deflower One (The Doctor)?
I don’t know, but I suspect a TARDIS and a motorbike would be heavily involved.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Will) slash?
Maybe not on my friends list (anyone…?) but it’s out there, I know. Unsuprisingly. ;)

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Anakin) het?
Oh yes they do.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Jack)?
Who wouldn’t?

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Legolas/Sirius/Harry)?
*dies* Um. So. Any takers…?

16. What might Ten (Luna) scream at a moment of great passion?
I don’t know. Possibly something about Umgubular Slashkilters.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Hikari), which song would you choose?
Something by Evanescence. Just ‘cos.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (The Doctor/Eowyn/Voldemort) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warnings: Time travel, dimension-hopping, dancing.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Legolas) to use on Ten (Luna)?
‘I have a REALLY BIG bow…’

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Harry)?
Waaaay too long ago.