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pilferingapples:

ensignbeedrill:

pilferingapples:

backwards-blackbird:

Yeah, I’ve read Les Misérables.

But I don’t remember the part where Jesus rescues Johannes Brahms from under a cart in quicksand.

…I don’t recall Valjean stripping down to his…uh…bodygrease in the Cart Scene.

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What do you mean? He’s always ripping his shirt off. What’s the point of having muscles if you don’t SHOW ‘EM OFF?

By the witness of the martyrs 
By the passion and the blood 
Son your abs are righteous shredded
Go show off that kickass bod

prudencepaccard:

prudencepaccard:

just-french-me-up:

I’m laughing my ass off right now . You know how we like to joke about Jean Valjean’s name cause it’s repetitive? In his first drafts, Hugo had named him Jean Tréjean… LITERALLY JEAN VERYJEAN

MUCH JEAN
VERY BREAD

Which, when you think about it, is even weirder than “Valjean,” because at least there there’s a plausible origin story for that name, like, “You were too poor to afford a surname so everyone just called you voilà jean and that got changed to vlajean and that became valjean because no one can read.” But how would a name like “Tréjean” come about?

P.S. It’s truth in television though, if you look through my “matricules” tag you’ll see there were convicts in Toulon named Jean Mejean, Jean Jacques Emmanuel Dejean, Jean [probably originally Johann] John, Pierre Grandjean, and even Jean Jean.

Shit there’s more: Étienne Bonjean, Jean Petit-Jean, Michel Grosjean, Jean-Jacques Jean.

JEANS OF ALL SIZES AND QUALITIES