whatever else happens in vault 76, i hope these damn trophies are canon
“Best Looking Hair”
Cleanest Toilet Award
“Performance Award: Vault Hall Monitor”
“Outstanding Achievement Award: In appreciation for your commitment and dedication to our isolation program. Sacrificing many so some can live.”
“Excellence in Bravery: In recognition of the canned mystery meat experiment. You volunteered to eat when no one else would. We are proud of you and glad you are not dead.”
