• for bonzer car insurance deals, girls get onto sheilas’ wheels
• justine littlewood
• safari Oleg
• the coronation street tram crash
• “please place item in the bagging area”
• 5p BAG CHARGE?¿¿??¿?
• “friend”
• 3 day summer
• UKIP
• bus stop wanker
• you buy one you get one free. SAID YA BUY ONE YA GET ONE FREE
• “I’m gonna knock *knock knock* on wood”
• the Isle of fernandooooooos
• woolworths
• Jeremy Clarkson getting sacked
• buttery biscuit base
• Jezza Kyle
• Nigel farage’s teeth
• the dfs sofa sale
Soggy bottom
Bogies