gffa:

THESE CHARACTER INTROS ARE KILLING ME

OBI-WAN KENOBI:  *gross sobbing* He believed in Anakin and just LOVED HIM SO MUCH!11

PADME AMIDALA:  THE SOURCE OF ALL THE HOPE IN THE GALAXY

DARTH VADER:  *casually drags him all over again*

COUNT DOOKU:  One apprentice is fine, two would just be…. gauche.

DARTH SIDIOUS:  GUESS WHO’S STILL HERE, BITCHES

GENERAL GRIEVOUS:  Uhhhhh symbolic of proto-Vader i guess idk??? just write whatever!

“Dude with the purple lightsaber”