Villain Lady: you have fallen into my devious trap! prepare for the most exquisite of tortures!
Heroine: uh, this looks like a candlelit dinner?
Villain Lady: yes, but you can never trust that you are truly safe, I might have poisoned any of the six courses
Heroine: well I just won’t eat then? I mean I did just eat breakfast before you captured me
Villain Lady: but I made your favorites…