aries: anakin yelling I HATE YOU at obi-wan as he is consumed by molten lava. alternately: anakin piloting.
taurus: when luke goes like “is darth vader my dad” and yoda just rolls over and goes to sleep. alternately: yoda in general.
gemini: padmé employing 40 different kids who all look like her. alternately: palpatine. all of that.
cancer: anakin crying in episode two. alternately: vader choking people for not believing in the power of the force
leo: han yelling “never tell me the odds!” alternately: qui-gon betting their lives on a 9-year-old winning a pod race
virgo: every c3po moment. every single one of them. alternately: luke’s face when told who his father is.
scorpio: darth vader losing all other aspects of his self but keeping his grudge against obi-wan a beacon of angry light. alternately: darth vader yelling no in ep3.
libra: obi-wan being a do-as-i-say-not-as-i-do fake hoe, but especially “these are not the droids you’re looking for” alternately: obi-wan crying about being anakin’s brother and leaving him yelling in a pool of molten lava
sagittarius: luke kissing leia and then pretending it never happened. alternately: chewbacca having a damn wife and kids and you only finding out 30 years later.
capricorn: leia’s utter unimpressed and just chilling in that sith cell in ep4 “aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” alternately: padme’s stone cold queen face.
aquarius: luke becoming a fucking jedi when he’s supposed to go to toshi station to pick up some power converters. alternately: jar jar binks getting commended for his war effort.
pisces: luke at the cantina “he says he hates you” “i’m sorry”. alternately: all the dead clones whose names no one remembers.
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