Let’s play a game, Doctor Who fandom! It’s called, “who said the obnoxious/insulting thing, Russell T Davies or Steven Moffat?” Do reblog with your guesses before hovering over the quotes for the answers, but there are no prizes other than props for the winners, sorry!

All giveaway data such as episode names has been taken out to make the game more…”fun”. Hit my askbox if you want more detailed sources. The management is not responsible for any ill effects suffered from reading this tripe. (but trigger warnings are in place.)

Go go go:

1. “I think kids will not have a problem with [a female Doctor], I think fathers will have a problem with it because they will then imagine they will have to describe sex changes to their children.”

2. [on designing humanoid aliens] “I suggested that everyone wears bindis. It’s all I could think of. We can’t afford alien prosthetics on every single extra.”

3. [being asked what historical figure would make a good Doctor] “Hitler. He was stern and strong. He would be great.”

4. [on the fans who were criticising him for killing a popular character] “Nine hysterical women.”

5. “I like that Helen Mirren has been saying the next Doctor should be a woman. I would like to go on record and say that the Queen should be played by a man.”

6. [on trying to insert book titles into dialogue] “DONNA: It’s like Ten Little Ni- DOCTOR: Niggles aside, let’s look in the library. But I thought it was too risky, so I cut it.”

7. [on fans who don’t like his episodes] “Ming-mongs.”

8. “There’s a huge, unfortunate lack of respect for anything male.”

9. A young married couple without a kid? You’re just dating. You tell yourself you’re married, but you’re just dating.”