Starwarsness

OMG have seen the New Picture.

No shirt. No shirt no shirt no shirt. My god he’s GORGEOUS. I cannot emphasize this point enough.

And I want that nightdress Padme had. And the japor snippet was there! I wonder if it’ll get a mention, or will just be something for the fans to look out for…dammit, isn’t it 2005 yet?

Dammit, I want one of those folder-thingys that the kids at my school use to carry their artwork around in. They’re allowed to decorate them however they want, and I could do a Hayden collage on mine, with that picture right in the middle. But I was dumb and didn’t do art. And haven’t got a printer. Bugger.

Because I need ways to avoid doing the things I ought to be doing…

Take it, erase my answers and put your own in. At least, I think that’s how memes work. :D

Fave film: TPM
Fave Jedi: Qui-Gon
Fave Sith: Tyranus/Dooku
Top five fave characters in order: Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Luke, Anakin…hmmm I dunno…Shmi proberly. Or Padme.
Fave scene: The final battle in ROTJ
Most attractive actor/actress: Hayden. Sorry Ewan.
Fave pairing: A/P or H/L. Or Q/T if you want an EU one.
Amount of SW stuff you own: A bunch of books, figurines I got in a cereal packet, some Tazos (don’t ask) and there’s a sticker album lying around somewhere. Oh, and Ray Park’s autograph. :D
Fave ship: The Millenium Falcon
Fave planet: I dunno. I like ’em all. :D
Pick one thing from the GFFA to take home: Any Jedi will do. :D

La la la

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Radio One are having their Ten Hour Takeover. Everyone in my family has texted requests and none of them have been played.

Random fact: The only time I sent a text message, it went to the wrong person. Causing them much confusion, I’m sure.

I really suck as a teenager…

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And guess what? I finally got around to updating the main page of hs.net. Now, if you refresh on the main page, a new image pops up. One for each of my fandoms. I like the LOTR one best, and then SW. Go there. I command you…:)

Loads and loads of stuff

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BTW-credit is nice if you take a icon, but I won’t explode if you don’t. (that doesn’t mean ‘don’t bother’ though :p)

And a snippet from the Holes fanfic I said I would write. Okay, it’s not the same fanfic I had in mind when I said I’d do one…this is a different one…but I still quite like it.

Ordinarily she would have asked “Is anything the matter, sir?” But that was before. The sweet, pleasant Miss Katherine had clearly died along with Sam.
“What are you looking at?”

He didn’t look away, he wasn’t intimidated. Perhaps not really suprising. “I’m looking at the woman who just saved my brother.”

Her jaw dropped; she quickly closed it. “You are? I mean…you are.”

“Tell me, girlie…why’d you do that?”

“They were going to hang him, and he hadn’t done anything.” She just remembered to add “And don’t call me girlie…I have a pistol. I could shoot you and not loose a wink of sleep over it.”

“Somehow I doubt that,” the man said. Katherine, of course, doubted it too. “Answer the question, anyway. Why’d you save him?”

“Because I heard people talking…he was clearly innocent.”

“Ah, but not from their side of things.”

Whose side was he on? “I care nothing for their side of things. This town can go to hell.”

“Now, now…I wouldn’t go that far. Haven’t you ever killed an innocent person before?”

“No, and I don’t plan to.”

“Then you won’t get far out here. No-one can take the law into their own hands and not have a few people caught in the crossfire.”

“I’ve only ever killed one person on my life, and that was the sheriff who was going to hang-” She stopped immediately, but the man was looking at her.

“Ah, so there was another reason.”

“I want the injustice I’ve seen displayed to end-”

“You use a lot of long words,” he interupted her. “You won’t get nowhere by just talking.”

He had sucessfully made her feel like a stupid little girl. She turned to leave, furious.

“Thank you for saving my brother,” he told her.

She stopped. “I didn’t exactly save him. He ran out of town. He could have been bitten by a rattlesnake…or a lizard…or anything.”

“He can look after himself.” The man sounded almost amused. “Anyway, my lady…tell me your name?”

In future years to come she would have no idea why she’d told him. “Kate Barlow.”

Ah.”

There was no mistaking what that meant. “You knew who I was? You did! And that means you know…”

“Sam.” He ignored the sudden look of grief on her face. “Onion Sam. Knew him when we were both kids. His family was the only other black family we knew of, see, and vice versa. I remember his dad…he used to pick onions too, you see. Must’ve shown Sam where to pick them.”

Katherine felt weak. “And you know what happened to him?”

“News reached me.”

“I see,”

He suddenly stood next to her and looked into her eyes. “I have a piece of advice for you. Go home. Don’t forget about Sam…after all, if it had been James hanged I wouldn’t have forgotten in a hurry…but go home all the same. There ain’t anything you can do, understand?”

“Is this just because I’ve decided to achive my objectives with as little blood spilled as possible?”

“There go go again with the long words…girlie. You ain’t made for this kind of life. Kill or be killed. The strong survive. You’re a schoolteacher, ain’t you? You know about nature. How it’s meant to work.”

She realised her fingers were closed around her pistol. “I was a schoolteacher.”

“What are you now?”

The night air was humid and it was closing in around her. She thought of her own bed, in her own home, in her own town…but how did she know it was even still there? They’d taken her lover, her job and her schoolhouse, how did she know they hadn’t taken everything else too?

“Well, I’m not what I was. I’m Kissin’ Kate Barlow…apparently.”

“Thought of that name yourself, huh?” She nodded. “Most outlaws are named by the people trying to catch them.”

“I kissed the sheriff after I killed him. I don’t think it’ll take people too long to get used to my new name.” When he didn’t say anything she added. “And I could kill you if I wanted, and kiss you too.”

“You’re playing a dangerous game.” he said, unconcerned.

“This isn’t a game…and I’m not going home. Ever.”

“Suit yourself,” he said, and put his hat on his head. “I’ll leave you to it then…Miss Katherine. But if you really do intend to right a few wrongs…I’m warning you now, you won’t be able to stay innocent while doing so.”

Then he walked off into the night. Katherine blinked back some tears.

She was not going home.

Lastly but not leastly…

The word “Jew” has been googlebombed by an anti-Semitic group which wants its definition of “Jew” to be the first that shows up on a websearch. If you would like to combat the hate, please link to the Wikipedia definition of Jew. Your link tag needs to include the word “Jew” in order for it to work. –

So I’m going to link the word “Jew” as often as possible…in this journal, if I type a word like ‘jewel’ I’ll link it to Wikipedia’s Jew entry. Unfortunately, there seems to be a lack of words with the word Jew in them. Jewellery, jeweller, jewel…ah well. More oppotunity to invent my own words. :D

And just one more thing…what is it with pop-up ads recently? I mean, they’ve always been there, but now they seem to pop up even when I’m not doing anything…I hate ads…

Holes, and the fanfiction

One of my late birthday presents was the DVD of Holes. I might have mentioned in one of the icon posts that I love that book. And I consider the movie to be the best book-to-screen adaption ever done… (yes, that even includes LOTR and HP)…although since the author did the screenplay maybe that’s not suprising. :)

Now I REALLY want one of those DVD-screencap thingys. There’s a load of beautiful shots in the movie that would make lovely LJ icons…but I have no idea how to make screencaps. Bah.

The book is one of my favourite books, the movie is one of my favourite movies…but there is one thing that bugs me about it. I feel guilty saying this, but…the fanfiction. There is practically nothing in the fanfiction section except ‘girl goes to Camp Green Lake’ stories. What about those of us who want to know what became of the Warden? Or even Elya and Myra or the lesser-written about characters? Heck, what about those of us who think Sam is more attractive than any of the D-Tent boys, except possibly Stanley? ;)

Ah well…I had an idea for a Holes fanfic a while back. Maybe I’ll write it, then…

Quick post before I go to school

Thought about the icon awards thing, and figured that well, you don’t get nearly as many SW icons as you do LOTR ones, so maybe that idea should be saved for later.

On the other idea: I dunno. I already have websites and fanfiction and stuff; I dunno if I can have the time to run a community too. Still, something to think about….

On SW and communities

I keep wanting to open a Star Wars community. So far I’ve had two ideas:

1) SW icon awards…simple enough, just like LOTR icon awards but with SW. I reckon it’ll be cool. (says the icon making addict)

2) A sort of…everything-in-one. It’d have LJ Icon of the Day/Week, links to threads on TFN/wherever, links to other journals, and every post there would be a different essay subject.
Like…oh, I dunno, something like this:

Lj icon of the week:
Plot bunny of the week
Threads of the week:
Site of the week:
and today’s subject:

I just think it would be fun…and other people could post stuff too, like rants or thoughts or pictures or…whatever.

Only trouble is, nothing I start ever gets finished. I once had an oekaki board. It screwed up the images and then deleted itself. I once had a message board. It’s so overun with ads that you honestly can’t use it anymore, it will crash your computer. (I HATE you aimoo. May the Lord God hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, may your head fall off at an awkward moment…sorry, been watching Blackadder) I had several guestbooks; no-one signs them. I have a LiveJournal; very few people comment. (ta to those who do ;) )

…god I’m in a bitter mood today. *sweatdrop*

If you’re out there, please tell me…would you post on any communties I made? ;)

on fandoms, fanfics, smiley faces, the passage of time, and typing all in lowercase letters

At this moment in time I have two windows open. One of them is this one, and the other is my login page at ff.net. Recently I’ve been reading a lot about fanfic…good and bad…and have been remembering with shame my own vast, vast collection of bad, silly, and unfinished fanfics. Seriously. I’m getting scared just thinking about it.

So I’m trying to delete two of the fics I have on ff.net. Both are Pokemon, both have summaries that would instantly turn most people off (‘chaos ensures’? Honestly!), both have too many exlamation marks in them, and one of them was never finished.

Pokemon Go To Sarah’s School 2000 I take the Pokemon cast to my school,and chaos ensures! Giovanni and Togepi team up to take over the world,Mewtwo sticks the headteacher in a tree,the IT room is trashed,the science lab blows up and every teacher goes nuts! I put the 2000 on the end ‘cos [summary gets cut off there]

MEOWTH: I think dats not fair on Jesse.

MATHS TEACHER: OUT!

JIGGLYPUFF: That wasn’t fair.

MATHS TEACHER: OUT!

PIKACHU: That wasn’t fair.

MATHS TEACHER: OUT!

GIOVANNI: I like your ruthless style. Want to help me take over the world?

MATHS TEACHER: OUT!

And the other one…

Pokemon Go To Disneyland Paris 2001 reviews
I take the Pokemon cast to Disneyland,and chaos ensures!….again. The sequal to Pokemon Go To Sarah’s School 2000,which I’ve really gotta finish…

Tracey: Where are we?
Me:Ash, Misty, Brock, Tracey, Gary, Pikachu, Togepi, Jesse, James, Meowth, Giovanni, Duplika, Mew, Mewtwo, Psyduck and Jigglypuff….*picks them up,plonks them down in a aeroplane heading for disneyland,and sits in the pilots seat* Please keep all heads,arms and hands inside the aircraft and turn off all Pokedexs. Thank you. *drives off,crashs into tree,turns around and takes off.*
Duplika: Hey,aren’t you going the wrong way?
Me: *turns plane around*

Yeesh. As you can see, bad spelling, bad grammer, and very few spaces after commas (thanks to the Sugar Quill for helping me correct that one)…they really ought to just be taken down. And I just can’t do it for some reason. I don’t know why.

I haven’t done anything in Pokemon fandom for ages, except the odd LJ icon. Pokemon was my first fandom…I was pretty much the stereotypical fangirl. Except that 1- I didn’t fill my messages with ‘plz’ or ‘hawwt’ or anything of the sort (I did use ‘tho’ for though and ‘ppl’ for people sometimes, however) And 2- I knew the difference between flames and constructive critisism. Other than that, I was a disaster, pretty much. Although I didn’t write Mary Sues, my fanfiction was pretty dire/weird. I followed the crowd…if Pokemon-sues had been common, you can bet anything I’d have been writing one.

And I typed in lowercase letters. And used smiley faces…^_^…all over the place. I used one today, for some strange reason. Normally I use :)…

Well, time went on…I wandered into Digimon fandom, then Harry Potter, then LOTR, then Star Wars. Nowadays I just hang out mostly in the last three…although I still have a Pokemon poster on my wall. I don’t want to take it down. My fanfiction improved…hopefully. I matured. I think.

But I still haven’t taken those two fics down. Maybe I will sometime. But not now.

Lady Galadriel does not wear glasses

When I wanted to revise at lunchtime I went to the Ceramics Studio, which is not a clever place to go when you want to revise, but oh well. The year-nine kids in there were naming themselves after LOTR characters. I claimed the title of One Ring. Have now cemented my position of Most Bloody Immature Eleventh-Year In The Place.