The 4 stages of desperation:
Stage 1:
‘ello Margery … how’s the bread today?
……lusty
Stage 2:
‘ello Margery how’s the bread today?
..lusty
Stage 3:
‘elloMargeryhow’sthebreadtoday?
lusty.
Stage 4:
‘ELLOMaragerythow’sthebreadtoday?!!
LUSTY.
From ‘The Cornley Drama Festival Part 1’ – The Goes Wrong Show, S2E4
